Saturday, July 26, 2008


Big Doofus reveals the truth behind the Zucchini Conspiracy. Concerned citizens beware.


Big Doofus said...

Hey! Thanks for the link. Since you're in the military, maybe you can use your connections to DO something about this conspiracy. There's no such thing as a conspiracy that cannot be solved without good old fashioned government know-how--and heavy weaponry.

elephantschild said...

The Tri-Lateral Commission are strict carnivores. They would never eat such a plebeian sort of vegetable, so I'm sorry, Big Doofus, but you're out of luck.